What if the Tea Party was Black?

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More Onset Stills From The Short Film "One Day"

Whats up TEAM TERRY!?  I'm just giving you a langston update! The Short Film "One Day" By Dom Shuck is still underway. Here are a couple of the onset stills, and man do they look Bad-Ass!!! I can't wait to see the final cut, just as much as Team Terry!  Here they are, Langston being bad ass, and yeah that's green screen lol.

Langston Punching

Looking over how great the one scene looked. With Director Dom Shuck.

Being Directed for a shot

Langston Looking Bad-Ass Over Kick-Ass

Looking Bad-ASS!

Construction on my road? It's ok i'll find a Detour.

Go Team Terry!!! I'm very excited that people are starting to read my blog, and I want to thank all of you for supporting me. This post will be about my "Road Blocks", and how I’m dealing with them. I have been doing comedy for about 5 years now, from 18 to 23(I’ll be 24 soon, I’m getting old).I have had nothing but ups and downs, But I have no choice but to follow my heart. I didn't choose this path, this path chose me, and so I follow it by any means.

Doors open and close in this game, but to me life is a game we play to win. I don't play checkers, I play chess, and soon I will win. You know it gets depressing doing comedy, which is ironic being we help depressed people. To Quote Rorschach’s Joke from the graphic novel "The Watchmen." He says "Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says 'But, doctor...I am Pagliacci.'"

Some days I wonder what am I doing with my life? Have I accomplished anything? I answer to myself by saying; you’re following your heart, the path that was chosen for you. You feel that you're in a losing game, but the only real losers are the ones who quit. When I played football in High School, it was funny that kids that didn't play would talk shit on the kids that were "Bench warmers." Yet those same kids would come and tryout for the team every year, and quit.

There would be hundreds of kids come out every year, and that number would slim. Their excuses might have fooled the average person, but not this Samurai. "I had to work, and watch my baby sister after school." Yeah and so did a lot of my team mates, but people who are jealous and/or insecure always talk. Those kids were not athletic, but had the heart to stick through the hard times. Those guys were my heroes, even more than the superstars.

Heart takes you far, and sometimes I got to remind myself that's the best way to live and think. HAHA, Hell I’ll probably have to come back every once in a while and read this to stay sane. But that's how I answer the first part, so what of question #2? Well I feel I have accomplished a couple things, I guess. See I try my best not to get comfortable with my accomplishments. Especially as a Comedian residing in Pittsburgh Pa, though my resume is impressive I guess.

I have at my age done more than many people older than me, and that have been doing comedy longer than me. I have opened for Legends and people I grew up watching on T.V. But I try to make myself stay humble, and meditate on the bigger picture without getting comfortable. Some of my peers wish they could accomplish what I have, yet I go it's no big deal. It's all business for me, Opening for Eddie Griffin, and Damon Wayans is awesome. But I want to get that money and status they have, not be an opener 15 years later. So I keep on trucking, even when I go from huge shows, to doing a show with 12 people watching in a shit bar.

When ever these road blocks or questions come to me, I will no longer wait in traffic. Time for this samurai to find a detour on his own road, Tigers are to strong for that. So I will stay sane, stay up, stay strong, and keep on moving along this journey to my destination. The Destination is boring without the story of the path, of how it was met. Look at "Conan the Barbarian" movies, they say he's a king at the end of both movies, and they tell you. "But that is another story”, and it's awesome knowing he becomes a king as we witnessed his Journey. It's Never about the destination, but it's about our Journey that makes us who we are at the end of the destination. So I let you all who follow, and support me, witness my journey. And I hope that all of you are enjoying this Road of Terry Jones............A Comedy Samurai.

Stills and News from the Short Film "One Day" starring Terry Jones!

What's up Team Terry!? I'm back and as you may or may not know. I am starring in a short film called "One Day" Directed and Written by: Dom Shuck. The film is about a top mafia hitman/enforcer named Langston (Me), who no longer wants to be in the mob life. He wants to change his life for the better, all in order to get his girlfriend Bonita back. But on his way to go see Bonita and let her know he's quitting the life, he's confronted by some old friends about his departure. Check out some stills on set of "One Day", release news coming soon!

                                                                                                        

                                                                                                               

Me Getting a make-up, touch up.

Dom Shuck Directing the scene between Langston and Bonita.

A New Must Read "Mark Millars Nemesis" (Comic Review)

What's happenin people, I hope you enjoy this new blog and the mind of Comedian Terry Jones. View videos if you're new and have no Idea who I am (I Know I'm not the British Comedian Monty Python's Terry Jones you meant to google). But none the less, I haven't had many complaints about this Black Terry Jones kid. As you know I'm a comic geek, imma anime freak, imma nerdy, geeky, Samurai!!!!!

So, I shall share with you all the review on a comic book that is worth every penny. Not just worth every penny but worth your time as well. When it comes to Mark Millar, he takes the simplest Idea and turns in genius. In Marvel’s Civil War, the enemies were superheroes, and the super heroes were.........super heroes. It was nuts, and then KICK-ASS was a regular kid who did what all of us dreamed of. He became a hero, but was a normal kid.

Now walk with me on this genius idea, Imagine a guy like Bruce Wayne. Meaning he’s Rich as hell and having all the money, training, and heart of Batman. But ends up being as psychotic as the Joker!? Well if you love that, I present Mark Millars: Nemesis!!! It's crazy and to make all of us excited they put on the front "Makes KICK ASS LOOK LIKE SHIT!" I must admit this comic is sick, and the fact that they throw all comic rules out the window.

The Villain, who is our protagonist, is wearing a all white outfit and cape. Which usually in comic books certain colors would show who was good and bad. I love that they use the color white, on such an evil man. He's rich, he's bored, and he's pissed. And after defeating every single decorated Police officer all over the world. He decides to come to America and try his hand at the most difficult challenge.

And I don't want to give away too much, but I’m sucked in after the first issue and want more, so I can understand the purpose of Nemesis: the Worlds only super villain. Again me being a geek and needing to have the first print, I paid $20 Bucks for the very first print. And when it comes to Mark Millar Comics, get them ASAP. The Value of it usually shoots up right away, and they're usually rare prints. I say you go to a comic book store and get this right away, because you won't be disappointed. Thank you once again Mark Millar for entertaining us with something so genius (He has to smoke some high grade drug; these basic ideas are so genius).

Comic Books, And how to save money! (Comic Reviews)

What's up Team Terry!? As you guys all know, Terry Jones is a comic book geek, man I love comics. I was born in 1986, so I didn't get to enjoy the comic boom of the 70's and 80's though I collect them from that time era. But I did enjoy the 90's boom of comics; I was raised on Marvel (THE BEST), some DC (BATMAN!), and Image Comics (SPAWWWWWWNNNNNN!!!!!).

I can't help but be surprised with how much the comic market is still booming! I mean comic books are still selling still relevant and everything we enjoy about our favorite heroes and villains have changed for better and some for worst. But with great Writers and great artist to keep our interest, how can we not love comics!? Hell comics are even more violent these days, such as my favorite punisher max, Kick-Ass, Nemesis and so on.

Now with the price of comic books being sooooo expensive these days, and a recession that's "Over" but still has aftermath. You ask yourself, am I spending on the right product? And with the technology these days to download a whole comic book series and read it for free is so easy. So why spend the money? Well if you're a true collector like me, the feel of the pages and that comic book smell is amazing! Knowing that you have something worth more than you paid for it is exciting!(Am I having sex with women or reading comic books?)

Well I will tell you of a couple of interesting ways to save money, and still get you comic book fix. Now one interesting way to save money is to buy a whole comic book series in trade. Meaning it’s a paperback or hardcover version of the whole series. "But aren't those books expensive Terry?" It's cheaper than you think actually, if you just want to read and not collect for comic book value. I have all 8 issues of KICK-ASS and even though it's a fairly new comic book, it's worth a lot of money.

I spent $15 Dollars just to have a first print of the first issue a while back. And it's been 4.99 a comic after that one (Which I was very lucky, price has up'd on it). So I spent a overall after time $50 Dollars on the whole series just to own them in comic book form. Which KICK-ASS is a Series to read, imagine this, someone decides to become a hero just like we always wanted. But with no training, no powers, and no gadgets. Nothing but, heart, stupidity, pride, and a dream. It's a great series to read!

So now that the trade is out, it's only 15 dollars for the whole "Novel form" of all 8 comics. It seems expensive when you go to buy a whole series and spend 20 bucks, but I spend 20 bucks on just four comic books! So consider that option when deciding to purchase a series for just reading purpose, or try the library. For old comic books, imma tell you my secret, get ready...................antique shops and garage sales.

I have come upon a lot of my old comic books through Antique shops, for dirt cheap prices. Some new series are worth spending, some aren't but saving money helps us all a lot. Hopefully this was helpful, because I have a comic addiction, hence why comic geeks are geeks..............HULK SMASH!!!!

Terry Jones

Review for Chayse'd new hit single SEXDOLL!

Hello Chasers, its comedian Terry Jones giving an “exciting” review about the new Chayse song “Sex Doll.” Now when it comes to Chayse, I am one of her biggest fans out here. I met Chayse back in 07 and fell in love with her shows and music, but I shall give an unbiased review. Chayse has a style that is considered house, or dance music. And there have been songs that I’m not that fond of, and then tracks I’m a huge fan of. (I’m an over all fan of Chayse)




So you know to expect some techno and dance sounds, which she pulls off very well. Even though I would love to hear Chayse on a Pop/ R&B style song one day. Hearing songs like “The Thrill Vision x Club mix”, “Do me baby”, and “Loving and Leaving” causes you to do nothing but fall in love with Chayse. So you ask yourself, how can Chayse top her own hot songs that we love? Is it possible for her to out do hits she already has?



The answer to that question is “Sex Doll”, this song is crazy! This song is probably, in my top five Chayse songs. The way the production starts, you feel something epic coming. And after seconds of the beat, Chayse comes in with very catchy lyrics. Lyrics you’ll probably be singing, while in line with groceries while people look at you nuts. The song reminds me of a musical version of “The Stepford wives”, the message is great.



It’s as if she’s singing about what a lot of men want, the desires and lusty urges. Let’s face it men, we can be pigs, wanting a woman who doesn’t talk too much and wants it all day. So that’s your “Sex Doll.” We want the women to cook, clean, sex us to the extreme, and stay in tip top society styled, all Seeing Eye shape. (Not all men, just a lot of us, hell even women these days.) There is also an even BIGGER message if you listen close enough. I love the vocal arrangements in this song, the mixing, the message, and the Production. This song will have you excited for even more music evolution from Chayse. And after getting a sneak listen from the vault, I can’t wait to hear this next album!



The Thrill is over people, we are going to just be chasing because we can’t get enough. So keep on Chasing, Chasers, and be prepared for the greatness. I can’t wait for you guys to hear “Sex Doll”; this Jam is going to blow you away. It’s going to Blow you away more than Lindsey Lohan does Blow! (That’s a lot of blow yo)



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