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Sunday, January 9, 2011

NEW ROCAWEAR SCAM BEWARE!!! HIDE YA KIDS, HIDE YA EMAILS!!!!

Recently I just got a email offering a 100 dollar a hour  modeling gig for ROCAWEAR, and a all paid expense trip. 4,000 dollars will be sent to compensate everything? But the sad part is the name Jeffery Kolsrud is real and legit, the company Q Models is a legit respected company for models out NYC and LA. But the Email is a scam using the companies name in vain. Read and do not fall for this, please pass it on!!! This is what the email looks like, and remember if you don't have the email sent from a legit source, or it sounds to good to be true, most likely it is. I get casting and booking emails all the time, so I had to research it. The email had no real sender that I knew, and it wasn't forwarded to me. So all my fellow entertainers and models, do not be fooled!Always check for typo's, companies pay PR, and assistants a lot of money to revise these letters. Notice that it says ROCA WEAR with a space, there is no space in ROCAWEAR. Also you will notice that the link has ROCAWEARS which is a huge typo, but the link leads to the legit ROCAWEAR site. Read The Scam Below so you can learn the RED FLAGS of these scams.



Hello

ROCA WEAR CLOTHING COMPANY is given an opportunity to participate in
the upcoming shoot organized by VipsModel Magazine for the
professional photo shoot. No nudity, fetish, bondage and other adult content 
stuff.

DATE AND TIME:
This exposition is going to be held on 28th Jan 2011 in NYC, New York..The
shoot shall commence by 10 am and comes to an end by 2pm which would
take you complete 4 hours.

PROJECT DETAILS:
This project will be the first to be organize by  ROCA WEAR CLOTHING COMPANY.
 And is basically on photo shoot to display latest fashions and designers for 
commercial purpose and be inform that it is an outdoor show and it would 
be publicized.

SHOOTING VENUE:
Zandieh Studio
300 W 43rd St # 600B
New York, NY 10036-6452

TRAVELING EXPENSES:
All traveling Expenses, Food and Accommodations/Hotel would be covered
by my company.

ESCORT:
As matter of choice,you can bring along any of your choice to the
shooting venues as your protector.

COMPENSATION:
The company would be paying you a sum of $100 as hourly shooting rate
and your total payment for the 4 hours are sum to $400.00.

MAKE UP ARTIST AND PHOTOGRAPHER:
The company has personal photographers and makeup artist,so we have
made all necessary arrangement for your good looking on that day and
also our photographers are available to give you best directive.


If you are interested,Get back to us with the below information.


Name :
Age:
Gender:
Height:
Ethnicity:
Skin Color:
Hair Color:
Hair length:
Eye Color:
Modeling Style Preference:
1 Recent Picture:
Experience:
Health condition:
Nearest airport:

NO REQUIREMENT(S)
You are not required to do any make up on your own because the company
has provided make up artist to cover that aspect.

(NOTE)
Please be notified that your job payment will be paid in two
installments. We will send you a check payment of $3850.00 which will
include your part payment of $400 and remaining balance would be 
remit to the Fashion store/Makeup Artist so as to get the materials for your 
modeling and to cover your traveling/Hotel accommodation which will be
booked by your supervisor..Immediately you cashed the check you would be
given proper instructions on how to remit the fund  and your necessary
statistics information to the store expertize.

PAYMENT INFORMATION:
FULL NAME:.....(real name for payment)
FULL HOME ADDRESS:....(NO P.O.BOX Addresses)
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
HOUSE PHONE NUMBER:
CELL PHONE:

Thanks
Warmest Regard,
Jeffrey Kolsrud
Director of Casting, Q Model Management
Email ;info@rocawearsclothingcompany.co.cc
Website;www.rocawearsclothingcompany.co.cc
391 Broadway 5th Floor,New York,10013,New York City.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

NEMESIS ISSUE #4!THE END OF VOLUME ONE FINALLY.

Hello #TEAMTERRY, this is a review of the final episode of NEMESIS volume #1, the controversial comic that almost led to a lawsuit from DC. HAHA " What if Batman was the JOKER" is how they tried to market this. Well this is it, the final issue of this vulgar, gruesome, brutal, violent, ass comic book series. So read my last review to understand what's going on, so you can get caught up aka I am to lazy to put this in a nutshell for you right now. So we begin with the great Blake Morrow aka THE WORLDS GREATEST COP. Him and his team are headed to a location to save the Uncle of NEMESIS also known as THOMAS MATTHEWS. As they go in to save him they find it's another trap set by NEMESIS, it turns out they were led into a trap and that the building turns out to be THE WHITE HOUSE. Nemesis moved it and led them into a different location, we find out that Blakes Wife and The President are both held hostage. Not only are they held hostage  but we leanr more and more twist and turns to conclude that NEMESIS is not as he seems. I GIVE THIS ISSUE A 10 OUT OF 10!!!! The Conclusion and twist is amazing!!!!! READ THIS WHOLE SERIES PLEASE it's only 4 issues, and now all 4 issues are out! At least you didn't have to wait months at a time on MARK MILLAR time which is worst than Colored People Time. I can't say way too much because I'll give the conclusion away, and it's way too good to spoil! The Violence, and cursing in this book you'd expect, so it all fits with this book of chaos.

Mark Millar Superior Issue #2 and # 3 review

Hello #TeamTerry, well I know you all remember I did my review on issue #1 of Superior. Well here I will be reviewing issue #2 and #3, let's start with issue #2.


ISSUE#2
We last left off with Simon Pooni, the young man who has been granted one wish, was granted to become his favorite superhero, SUPERIOR. All this was granted by a monkey in a space suit o_O, anyways, he goes to a friends house and explains the "deep shit" he's in. Now I loved issue one because, I felt it was heart felt and had more substance than shock value. Mark Millar has been on this shock value kick lately with this Marvel branch of comics called Icon. That's the reason "Kick-Ass" was so awesome, but Superior isn't as vulgar. So in Issue two, Simon Poonie reaches his best friend Chris to let him know of his new powers, Chirs doesn't believe him until he tells hims something only a best friend would know. Afterwards they head out to test Simons new powers, they test strength, super hearing, and any other powers SUPERMAN has lol. Later when he test his flight powers, he sees a space station being destroyed, now this looks like a job for SUPERIOR! This, issue had a little more curse words than I would have wanted for this comic to have, for books like WANTED, NEMESIS, and KICK-ASS you expect that. I feel like Mark Millar is a great writer, but I'm starting to feel, he just puts curse words in places for no reason. Hell I cuss, and been cussing since teenage times, but C'MON SON! This comic doesn't need all that, anyway its a great series so far, I will give this a 8.5 out of 10.


ISSUE#3

OK MARK MILLAR, That's it man, did you have to put so many freakin cuss words in this damn issue!? They're kids man, come on I just want you to write a pure comic at least once, a damn and a shit here and there is ok, but a F-BOMB!? Anyways, in Issue 3 we see Superior save the space station, and we are introduced to a female reporter, sounds familiar huh? Anyways, NYC witness's the space station stop and lift away to central park. The cool thing is this is more realistic, she mentions how there are no zoom ins or cool movie angles, so nobody saw him. As this reporter speaks on about the people being saved, they finally get a clear shot of him saving a lost submarine. So now the world knows of SUPERIOR. Simon then talks to his bestfriend, who suggest he should tell his mother about his new powers, at the end of the issue, we see the space moneky, and it turns out. He is not as he seems, ok yeah it's short because I don't want to spoil the whole thing, you'll never read it if I do. I give this issue a 7.5 out of 10. Too much cursing and not enough good dialogue. But I am trapped in the series.