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TERRY JONES BREAKS DOWN HIS YONKERS SPOOF LYRICS (SQUIRTERS)

Hello Folks, I wanted to break down the lyrics for my Spoof, many people have been asking me did I really write these lyrics. Yes I did, people have always asked, what does some of the references mean? Well I break it down finally. I kept Tyler The Creators Concept of  Two people in one body arguing. So I am arguing with my Alter Ego and I will break down who is saying what,well here it goes.......

DANTE AKECHI

(Dante Akechi is my Alter Ego's Name, Like Bruce Banner and The Hulk, he is named after Dante from Devil May Cry and Samonoske from onimusha/ Mitsuhide Akechi a legendary samurai. He hates Terry Jones)

JERRY TONES
(Just a Nick name Rappers Ayatollah Jaxx and Divine
seven call me, and I reversed the words like Golf Wang)

I'm a freakin walkin joke box, NO I'M NOT! Free Shows for a bunch of rent a cops,
(Terry Jones saying he is looked at as a Comedian 24/7 always being asked to be funny and never looked at  as a person, DANTE AKECHI replies NO I'm Not because he resents Terry Jones and has to share bodies with him. Free shows for a bunch of Rent A Cops is talking about always being looked at highly but still does SHIT GIGS) 

Spider-Man, Jokin as I'm mocking blind rap stars, wearing fake polo's made from Whoopi's, Dreadlock,

(This pertains to how Terry always feels his life is a double life, Peter Parker by Day but Spider-Man when he's a Comedian battling being normal. Blind Rap stars pertains to  me clowning those who are bing controlled in hip hop, The fake Polo's people wear lying about being "Ballers" and it's as funny as Whoppi Goldberg)

Tick Tock, Harder than a motherfreakin lava stone, making chocolate chips out of the daughter of Larry Fishburne, Comedian Terry Jones is upstairs trying to get grown, about 5-7 of his stalkers are in my bedroom (Dante is saying that he's harder than a Lava Stone, Larry Fishburnes Daughter is a Pornstar named "Chippy D" who has a nasty looking butt that looks like it has chocolate chips. Dante is saying he's taken over and Terry Jones is trying to be more conscious in "their" head but he's trying to stop him. And that he loves groupies, attention and stalkers hahahah)

 Swallow the skittles, then imma play scrabble with Zack and Ish, while Psycho Sid is telling me he misses power bombing men, (Sid sit the freak down) His my imaginary friend tell him all your problems, but he's fake, he aint never listening.
(Terry Jones is hanging out while WWE Legend Psycho Sid misses Wrestling meaning he can't escape loving the live crowds and nor can Terry but no one really cares, DANTE TELLS HIM TO SIT DOWN, Terry Replies, For him to tell his imaginary friend his problems he's never listening, which means even when he's not alone he is alone and no one really listens to him.)

TEAM TERRY JONES
JONES TERRY AKECHI
JERRY TONES TEAM
TERRY AKECHI.....Screw It

^^^^^^^^^^ (This should be obvious by now)

Tyler Perry called and said he's sick of the disses, quit dressing like a chick then, this ain't the logo's [Channel] hotline, for a male freak sheesh, you already got nine, and they all working for you so you wasting your dang time
(Terry is not a fan of Tyler Perry nor is Dante, Terry is saying how he gets flack for dissing Tyler Perry, and that he chooses only a certain type of MAN for casting in a BOY CRUSH kinda Way and not to call this is not the LOGO which is a channel that is geared towards gays phone hotline)

I'm being 302'd cuz I'm fully loco, this is revenge of the queers, that's 6 gays, that play rainbow 6, this ain't no G4 nor is it Comic-Con, but after Streetfighter I went home and watched Jimmy Neutron (What cha do?)
(302 is An involuntary commitment and treatment for persons who are "dangerous" to themselves or others due to a mental illness. Revenge of the queers is a line that actually is shouting out gays for standing up to the government and fighting for rights, and ending bullying by force as a community and got tough like Rainbow 6 the shooting game. G4 is a huge video game channel which goes back to the Rainbow 6 video game line, Comic-Con is a huge Comic book convention and Terry is huge on Comics, and after he has geek moments, he goes home lonely and feels like a loser, and feels he's looked at like a loser. He is a geek watching Jimmy Neutron and geek shows..........alone)


I slipped myself some Jellopuddin, and danced around the house like George in All In The Family, imam Mama's boy she tries her best to understand me, I love women I just don't want to be like R-Kelly
 (Jello Puddin is Terry Jones's hit Viral video, George Jefferson first was a character in Archie Bunkers 'All In The Family' and he would dance a lot, Terry Jones is a Mama's boy and loves women but could never try and be with young girls)

(Dude what do you think of Lonely Island?) screw them, Dante is slicing them, and I'll use a iceberg to crash the boat that Andy Samberg's in, and use my lightsaber to slice open Keenan Thompson, and won't stop til Kel's a star again.....
.(Dante Akechi takes over and snaps! He finally gets o speak on how he thinks Lonely Island really gets credit due to the famous features they have by real artist. He doesn't think Andy Samberg is funny, And he hates Keenan Thompson with a passion and feels he is unfunny, and that it's time to get Kel Mitchell the more talented one to be famous again)


I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, so I always got Gamma to battle The Leader, and pick up Deadpool to be the wide-receiver, Green Skin, Sliced smile, Roundhouse kick is all I want, SCREW ANGER, JOKING, AND BEING CHUCK NORRIS
(Terry Jones says he's Dr. Banner who is the Incredible Hulk, and he uses Gamma which is the radiation power that created the HULK, to battle The Leader who is Hulks enemy in the comic books, and it also speaks of how Terry wants to battle those who keep people down. Dead Pool is the hilarious Comicbook Character also known as the Merc With a Mouth. Terry Then says "Green Skin, Sliced smile, Roundhouse kick" is all he wants meaning he wants to be THE HULK, THE JOKER, AND A MARTIAL ARTIST meaning he loves and is stuck in his fictional world and love. Dante then Replies "SCREW ANGER, JOKING, AND BEING CHUCK NORRIS" Meaning Dante wants to wreck havok and escape Terry's Childish Geek Fantasies and dreams. Anger makes Hulk Stronger, The Joker is twisted funny with jokes, and Chuck Norris is well......Chuck Norris)


but where's the Gremlins at I got something to feed em, I like comics, Black kids called me white for readin em, Frank Castle mean, losing color like Colin Powell, it's been a couple of months and people think I smoke the pipe now, DAMN
(Dante wants to feed Mogwai after midnight to make them the demonic creatures from Gremlins, Terry speaks on how his whole life just because he was different and liked Comic books, that Black Kids marked him as a "whiteboy" for doing so.Things like these are frowned upon in the Black community. Dante says he's as mean and ruthless mentally as THE PUNISHER who is a comic book Anti Hero who kills villains, Losing color like Colin Powell speaks on how Terry is not really understood as a Black Man and this speaks on how they called Colin Powell as sale out for being in the Bush party. The Pipe line speaks of Crack and Terry and Dante's new weight loss and how much weight was lost)

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Terry Jones or............. Dante Akechi?