First Still from the new Short Film 'PUNCHLINE: A DARK KNIGHT MYTHO'

FIRST PEEK AT THE NEW SHORT FILM WRITTEN BY and STARRING ME. PUNCHLINE IS A MYTHO IN THE DARK KNIGHT WORLD. IS GOTHAM SAFE FROM THIS NEW VILLAIN?

BOSSIP.COM PICKS UP TERRY JONES'S BLACK SINATRA SPOOF

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TERRY JONES BREAKS DOWN HIS YONKERS SPOOF LYRICS (SQUIRTERS)

Hello Folks, I wanted to break down the lyrics for my Spoof, many people have been asking me did I really write these lyrics. Yes I did, people have always asked, what does some of the references mean? Well I break it down finally. I kept Tyler The Creators Concept of  Two people in one body arguing. So I am arguing with my Alter Ego and I will break down who is saying what,well here it goes.......

DANTE AKECHI

(Dante Akechi is my Alter Ego's Name, Like Bruce Banner and The Hulk, he is named after Dante from Devil May Cry and Samonoske from onimusha/ Mitsuhide Akechi a legendary samurai. He hates Terry Jones)

JERRY TONES
(Just a Nick name Rappers Ayatollah Jaxx and Divine
seven call me, and I reversed the words like Golf Wang)

I'm a freakin walkin joke box, NO I'M NOT! Free Shows for a bunch of rent a cops,
(Terry Jones saying he is looked at as a Comedian 24/7 always being asked to be funny and never looked at  as a person, DANTE AKECHI replies NO I'm Not because he resents Terry Jones and has to share bodies with him. Free shows for a bunch of Rent A Cops is talking about always being looked at highly but still does SHIT GIGS) 

Spider-Man, Jokin as I'm mocking blind rap stars, wearing fake polo's made from Whoopi's, Dreadlock,

(This pertains to how Terry always feels his life is a double life, Peter Parker by Day but Spider-Man when he's a Comedian battling being normal. Blind Rap stars pertains to  me clowning those who are bing controlled in hip hop, The fake Polo's people wear lying about being "Ballers" and it's as funny as Whoppi Goldberg)

Tick Tock, Harder than a motherfreakin lava stone, making chocolate chips out of the daughter of Larry Fishburne, Comedian Terry Jones is upstairs trying to get grown, about 5-7 of his stalkers are in my bedroom (Dante is saying that he's harder than a Lava Stone, Larry Fishburnes Daughter is a Pornstar named "Chippy D" who has a nasty looking butt that looks like it has chocolate chips. Dante is saying he's taken over and Terry Jones is trying to be more conscious in "their" head but he's trying to stop him. And that he loves groupies, attention and stalkers hahahah)

 Swallow the skittles, then imma play scrabble with Zack and Ish, while Psycho Sid is telling me he misses power bombing men, (Sid sit the freak down) His my imaginary friend tell him all your problems, but he's fake, he aint never listening.
(Terry Jones is hanging out while WWE Legend Psycho Sid misses Wrestling meaning he can't escape loving the live crowds and nor can Terry but no one really cares, DANTE TELLS HIM TO SIT DOWN, Terry Replies, For him to tell his imaginary friend his problems he's never listening, which means even when he's not alone he is alone and no one really listens to him.)

TEAM TERRY JONES
JONES TERRY AKECHI
JERRY TONES TEAM
TERRY AKECHI.....Screw It

^^^^^^^^^^ (This should be obvious by now)

Tyler Perry called and said he's sick of the disses, quit dressing like a chick then, this ain't the logo's [Channel] hotline, for a male freak sheesh, you already got nine, and they all working for you so you wasting your dang time
(Terry is not a fan of Tyler Perry nor is Dante, Terry is saying how he gets flack for dissing Tyler Perry, and that he chooses only a certain type of MAN for casting in a BOY CRUSH kinda Way and not to call this is not the LOGO which is a channel that is geared towards gays phone hotline)

I'm being 302'd cuz I'm fully loco, this is revenge of the queers, that's 6 gays, that play rainbow 6, this ain't no G4 nor is it Comic-Con, but after Streetfighter I went home and watched Jimmy Neutron (What cha do?)
(302 is An involuntary commitment and treatment for persons who are "dangerous" to themselves or others due to a mental illness. Revenge of the queers is a line that actually is shouting out gays for standing up to the government and fighting for rights, and ending bullying by force as a community and got tough like Rainbow 6 the shooting game. G4 is a huge video game channel which goes back to the Rainbow 6 video game line, Comic-Con is a huge Comic book convention and Terry is huge on Comics, and after he has geek moments, he goes home lonely and feels like a loser, and feels he's looked at like a loser. He is a geek watching Jimmy Neutron and geek shows..........alone)


I slipped myself some Jellopuddin, and danced around the house like George in All In The Family, imam Mama's boy she tries her best to understand me, I love women I just don't want to be like R-Kelly
 (Jello Puddin is Terry Jones's hit Viral video, George Jefferson first was a character in Archie Bunkers 'All In The Family' and he would dance a lot, Terry Jones is a Mama's boy and loves women but could never try and be with young girls)

(Dude what do you think of Lonely Island?) screw them, Dante is slicing them, and I'll use a iceberg to crash the boat that Andy Samberg's in, and use my lightsaber to slice open Keenan Thompson, and won't stop til Kel's a star again.....
.(Dante Akechi takes over and snaps! He finally gets o speak on how he thinks Lonely Island really gets credit due to the famous features they have by real artist. He doesn't think Andy Samberg is funny, And he hates Keenan Thompson with a passion and feels he is unfunny, and that it's time to get Kel Mitchell the more talented one to be famous again)


I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, so I always got Gamma to battle The Leader, and pick up Deadpool to be the wide-receiver, Green Skin, Sliced smile, Roundhouse kick is all I want, SCREW ANGER, JOKING, AND BEING CHUCK NORRIS
(Terry Jones says he's Dr. Banner who is the Incredible Hulk, and he uses Gamma which is the radiation power that created the HULK, to battle The Leader who is Hulks enemy in the comic books, and it also speaks of how Terry wants to battle those who keep people down. Dead Pool is the hilarious Comicbook Character also known as the Merc With a Mouth. Terry Then says "Green Skin, Sliced smile, Roundhouse kick" is all he wants meaning he wants to be THE HULK, THE JOKER, AND A MARTIAL ARTIST meaning he loves and is stuck in his fictional world and love. Dante then Replies "SCREW ANGER, JOKING, AND BEING CHUCK NORRIS" Meaning Dante wants to wreck havok and escape Terry's Childish Geek Fantasies and dreams. Anger makes Hulk Stronger, The Joker is twisted funny with jokes, and Chuck Norris is well......Chuck Norris)


but where's the Gremlins at I got something to feed em, I like comics, Black kids called me white for readin em, Frank Castle mean, losing color like Colin Powell, it's been a couple of months and people think I smoke the pipe now, DAMN
(Dante wants to feed Mogwai after midnight to make them the demonic creatures from Gremlins, Terry speaks on how his whole life just because he was different and liked Comic books, that Black Kids marked him as a "whiteboy" for doing so.Things like these are frowned upon in the Black community. Dante says he's as mean and ruthless mentally as THE PUNISHER who is a comic book Anti Hero who kills villains, Losing color like Colin Powell speaks on how Terry is not really understood as a Black Man and this speaks on how they called Colin Powell as sale out for being in the Bush party. The Pipe line speaks of Crack and Terry and Dante's new weight loss and how much weight was lost)

Thank You for Reading

Terry Jones or............. Dante Akechi?

Common Wealth Family- In For The Night Directed by ANTUKS

Determination Of A Negro Comic

Hello TeamTerry,

Wuzzzzzz uuuuuuup? I'm sure you're looking at the title of this blog going, what is this about? As you know I stay honest about my career, I let TeamTerry join me on my journey, rather than you looking just from the outside. I like to show the struggle of living the "Spider-Man" lifestyle. In this particular post, I want to discuss how skin color still effects entertainment. "But Obama is President!" Still racism out here in this world, just more excuses to hide it heavy.

Me at 19

As you guys know, I don't sit back and tell you how many and who all I have worked with or opened for. And I may even be out of line for putting the behind the scenes stuff out there, but I'm doing this in hope that it helps other black comics push on. I started comedy at 18, and as a black comic you were usually raised on Urban comedy. I was lucky to have older black comedy legends to listen to, and to watch coming up.

I remember when I first started a lot of my comedy mentors were white comics, they took me under their wing when I moved back to Pittsburgh at 19. I remember one being a old school comic who taught me that I wanted to write better. All my mentors saw something in me, at the time I was going to Duquesne University which is a great school. But I was doing super explicit jokes, and being ghetto, or as white folks judging black comics say "URBAN." I didn't know any better, It was a reflex of my surroundings. I remember my one comedy mentor saying, "these white crowds aren't laughing because you're funny, they're laughing because they're scared of you." My Comedy name was "T.Jones:The Prince of Comedy" haha I thought you had to have a marketing gimmick. T.Jones was way to "Urban" they said.



I remember being hurt by that, it was as if people wouldn't except me because I wasn't being "white" enough. So I started writing political jokes and doing prop comedy, because then I would be excepted to perform on predominately white shows. It worked, I remember getting work that most black comics in Pittsburgh wouldn't get. I was in the funniest comic in Pittsburgh contest, and Ty Barnett from last comic standing, who is a great comedian. Saw me at the open mic contest at The Pittsburgh Improv, and he said "Yo you're gonna be good one day." I replied thank you, he asked "how old are you?" I said 20, his face was in excitement, and I never met him until that moment. He says "you're gonna be real good, keep writing those smart political jokes man, they think black people can't write that shit."  And it made me feel more confident, he says " they don't think we're smart enough to write material like that."

I didn't win that contest, but I won something better, the fact someone that good even acknowledged me. So I continued to write more "smart jokes", I would grab a New York times and USA Today being students got them free. And I would write material in the library,mainly political jokes.To this day, out of all the accomplishments I ever had, the one that means the most to me is a certain contest. I remember there was a contest to open for Gene Colier (writer for the Pittsburgh Post Gazette and friend of mine), I was 20. I was the only black comic there, I didn't know what to expect.

Someone at my job at the time let me know about it, so I entered, it was around the time the Colts and Bears had the Superbowl. The joke that sealed my win was hahah I can still remember it. "The Superbowl was beautiful for me, two black coaches in the Superbowl. But the most beautiful part of the whole Superbowl was when it was raining, not just when Tony Dungy held up the trophy, but when Prince had his perm completely rained out and performed, it was just beautiful."  I won the contest and as a black comic it made me proud, because I'm sure no one would of expected a black comic to be able to open for someone like Gene. Gene is such a good guy, he's been nothing but nice and supportive of me. And the night I got to open for him, it was  nothing but a successful show. And to this day that opportunity means more to me than  any of the other chances I have been able to get. they even did a nice write up, to acknowledge our win.


After doing a lot of predominately white show, with predominately white crowds, It was time for me to venture into "Urban" shows, and due to me having to write so much material just to be excepted by white people. It was such a hard adjustment,I would get up every other Wednesday at my fired T-Robe's venue and bomb! I mean it was so bad for that every other Wednesday I called it "BAGHDAD WEDNESDAYS", it was terrible. I later revamped my look and style, I cut my long hair, started going by Terry Jones, and stopped wearing fitted caps, and stepped up. It helped me even out for both black and white shows. But it was still I wasn't white enough, or I wasn't black enough.

My dear friend Tony Brown had a booking company called Stupid Ink, and man did he give me many opportunities, he gave me my first paid gig. And so did my comedy mentor Billy Elmer.  Work started flowing my way, I was revamped getting work and shows from all sides, things finally started looking up by the time I was 21. I was working in clubs, after auditioning, and the first person I ever opened for, was Jo'Koy. One day i will thank him for what he taught me, and how much he helped me. I got a cover story on the City Paper, lots of online press, viral videos.I was no longer just a guy doing comedy, yet I was finally making it a career, getting paid to do what I always dreamed of.

At 22, I got a chance to work with someone I grew up watching on TV, Eddie Griffin, it was a feature slot (Person right before the headliner), things were looking great. I remember killing every show, and him even offering to help me get a manager. It didn't pan out, I did talk to the manager, but Hollywood folks are busy. I won the PHHA (Pittsburgh Hip Hop Awards) Comedian of the Year.

I would do shows, I'd have racist hecklers, but I felt I finally came too.I dropped my first live DVD. Got stronger in material and stage. So then came time for me to get back on the show with Eddie Griffin. And I was so excited! This is the man that told me I reminded him of " A young Eddie Murphy" who is one of my biggest influences. Then 1 day before the show, I get news I'm no longer on the show, I remember being hurt, I was confused. It turned out I was being to funny, making him have to work after me. I remember wondering, wasn't this point of me getting better, to become funny on shows?

I remember trying to feature for more black comedians, but the most I was allowed to do is Emcee (host), it confused me. The show format is host (10 minutes), then the feature(20 to 25 minutes), and your good old Headliner. Black headliners were not letting black comics feature for them, either because they would be too funny. Or they would out "black" them on stage. It hurt finding this out. So when I was allowed to work with Eddie Griffin, it meant a lot, because no black comics gave me that chance. I heard many stories of bad things happening to black features for being to funny. So headliners would bring a feature who was terrible, so that they could look like stars.

(From left to right) Eddie Murphy, Sidney Poitier, Bill Cosby, and Richard Pryor

It's not the clubs fault, hell I can't tell you how many times I featured for more white comics than black ones.  All because the club booked me, black comics put it in their contract " I must have a white feature only." It's painful knowing Bill Cosby made it possible where they finally took the word NEGRO out of black comics names. With a black comedian like Richard Pryor who stood up to the system, and decided to go another route. He wasn't gonna be clean any more or "whitenize" himself, and then he helped other black comics bea able to make it. I feel like Damon Wayans gave me the nicest gesture any comic could of ever gave me, he encouraged me to sell my DVD, even saying " I hope you sell em all brotha." 

And It's a slap in the face for black comics not to allow another black comic feature for them. It's sad because as a black comic you get prejudged as being like every other "Urban" comedian out there. "Black people do this, but white people do thisssss! WOMEN BE SHOPPIN BABY, WOMEN BE SHOPPIN, YOU CAN'T STOP A WOMAN FROM SHOPPIN BABY!" Sometimes I wanna just scream "GIVE A BLACK MAN A CHANCE!" The Racism involved is sad, and just shows that we have not made as many steps forward as we think.

Me at my DVD taping.

Willie Lynch you evil genius of a bastard, you an your Willie lynch-ism is messing up my mojo flow flow, Joe! But yet I continue to push, even when the white headliners or comics try to shoot me down. I'm not black enough, I'm not white enough, but I don't care about that. The wandering on this comedic journey has made me proud to be me, and made me never be ashamed of the culture I come from. Rock on my fellow black comics, our day will come. Don't let anyone tell you what you can't do, stand up to all the odds. For the odds will come from all directions. Don't be afraid to be yourself, no matter what color you are, even if you're doing the right thing, people will judge you anyway. Lets Rock on!

In this day and age, what is LOYALTY and HONOR?

Hello #TeamTerry aka my LOYAL supporters, I'm back to destroy some more b/s. If there is one thing you know about me, I'm always down to kick ass, even if it's in a non physical battle. My friends call me Kick-Ass Jones, and you all know my favorite phrases before I do it right? "HULK SMASH", "THIS IS SPARTA", Or RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!! Well I'm ready to do all that right now, today boys and girls I want to talk to you about two words, can you say out loud LOYALTY and HONOR? Good job, now before I can attack these words I must first define them.


Honor:

1.honesty, fairness, or integrity in one's beliefs and actions

2.a source of credit or distinction

3.high respect, as for worth, merit, or rank

4. such respect manifested

Loyalty:

1.the state or quality of being loyal; faithfulness to commitments or obligations.

2.faithful adherence to a sovereign, government, leader, cause, etc.

3.an example or instance of faithfulness, adherence, or the like: a man with fierce loyalties.

I was watching one of my favorite movies "THE KILLER", Directed by John Woo, Starring Chow Yun Fat.

Chow Yun Fats character Joe says "The world has changed. Honor is now a dirty word." As I look around at everything that goes on in the world, and whats been going on around me, I understand that quote more than the mindset of these time.  It's rare that people stand for something they personally truly believe in, it's usually something society programmed them to stand for. No sense of honor in society, we live in a dog eat dog world, life of a cannibal aye? I feel like at times I was cursed to be born in this time era, as if I have too much LOYALTY and HONOR. Throughout history , from The Bible, to anything you read, stories plague of flawed humans. We as a whole are flawed creatures, whether its in groups or our own personal issues.

Loyalty is another sad thing, no one is loyal to anyone or anything, people hide behind false LOYALTY, as they hide behind false HONOR. Lying in front of you and going to side with the enemy, never staying on the ride with you. I find it sad, but others will argue that this is the "Norm" during these times. Society has brain washed us with media that glorifies the death of these meanings. I feel like the world is running through the motions, and moving without real reason. Do you know your purpose in living? Some of us go our whole life not knowing, brainwashed to believe its materialistic goals. 

Can you honestly sya what you stand for? Can you honestly say you live these meanings? Sometimes I wonder, do these people really believe they are LOYAL and HONORABLE? We listen to songs with titles of LOYALTY and play videogames with HONOR in the title, but can't define them. How can you support or be a part of a movement, when you can't prove you stand for their beliefs? Majority of people don't care for the well being of another person, instead we care for only ourselves. How can people be honorable to others in these times, when social networks have turned us to narcissist?  Look at twitter, some people have full convo's with themselves, and never reply to people. How can you care for someone truly, when you only care for yourself online, and can't under stand real emotion? 

We hide behind drugs, and alcohol, and societies social "norms."  People have been scarred and can't understand real human emotions, look around. Music has caused many to believe lust is love, Reality TV is Scripted. We watch "Reality" TV to escape Reality, could it be LOYALTY and HONOR have been confused as well? Could it be that the real definitions mean nothing? I will forever stay LOYAL and HONORABLE, it is the only thing I know, so says the "Comedy Samurai." Always pay attention to thoese around you, look closely.

I say this because, some people confuse "friends" for FRIENDS. Real FRIENDS will always be LOYAL and will alwas have HONOR towards you. Don't surround yourself with people that have the false tendencies, don't surround yourself with people that only please you. I bet you're wondering, "Terry isn't that being LOYAL and HONORABLE?" yes, but see if it's real. Sometimes we surround ourselves with people that just use us for their own agendas. If I say it's cloudy outside, and it's really sunny, and you say it sure is cloudy. Why do you not stand to be honest and correct me, is that not a sense of HONOR? 

I want to be around real and not false facades, Pay attention to who is LOYAL to you and your brand. Only then will you see the real and true path,only then will you see the true definition of HONOR. Live by example, not by illusions, and then others will know the righteous path.

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